My Jewish Grandmother's favorite Holocaust joke

My Jewish Grandmother's favorite Holocaust joke.

It's Winter of 1942 and the German SS is in full extermination mode when a new train of Jews comes into the camp. Immediately the Train Conductor goes to the general and tells the general.

"These are the toughest Jews I have ever seen, General."

The general nods. "Then we will take no chances and immediately send them to the crematorium."

The Jews from the train are herded into the crematorium rooms and locked in for three days while the fires rage on. The general comes back to see the fruits of their labor, the toughest Jews burned to ashes. But when he opens the door...

"What are you doing?! You're going to let all the warm air out?!"

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My Jewish Grandmother's favorite Holocaust joke.

My Jewish Grandmother's favorite Holocaust joke.

It's Winter of 1942 and the German SS is in full extermination mode when a new train of Jews comes into the camp. Immediately the train conductor goes to the general and tells the general."These are the toughest Jews I have ever seen, General."The general nods. "Then we will take no ... read more

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My Jewish Grandmother's favorite Holocaust joke.

My Jewish Grandmother's favorite Holocaust joke.

chances and immediately send them to the crematorium."

The Jews from the train are herded into the crematorium rooms and locked in for three days while the fires rage on. The general comes back to see the fruits of their labor, the toughest Jews burned to ashes. But when he opens the door...

"What are you doing?! You're going to let all the warm air out!"

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