How to spot the toughest guy in jail?

How to spot the toughest guy in jail?.

He still has some whistle left in his fart.

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Taking to people about your child abuse experience is the toughest part.

Taking to people about your child abuse experience is the toughest part.

The last time i did it, i had to spend 7 years in jail.

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Why did the dragon go to jail for farting?.

Why did the dragon go to jail for farting?.

Arse-on.

**Cough Cough** I'll see my way out.

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"Farting".

"Farting".

What a Jamaican says when they spot something off in the distance.

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I still miss my ex-girlfriend occasionally.

I still miss my ex-girlfriend occasionally.

Sometimes I'll get to my hiding spot outside her bedroom window just minutes after she's left

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Why are there so many rappers still in jail?.

Why are there so many rappers still in jail?.

Because they don't know how to end a sentence.

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An old man and his wife are in bed. After lying silently for a few minutes, the old man farts and says, “Seven points.”

An old man and his wife are in bed. After lying silently for a few minutes, the old man farts and says, “Seven points.”.

hdown! I’m winning 14 to 7!”

Furious about losing, the wife rips another fart and yells out, “The score is tied!”

The pressure is on and the old man refuses to lose. He strains incredibly hard, but instead of farting he accidentally poops the bed. The wife hears the noise and asks, “What in the world was that noise?”

The old man replies, “That’s the whistle for halftime. Switch sides.”

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