The French are the toughest people in the world

The French are the toughest people in the world.

They all eat pain for breakfast.

Every morning I eat French mushrooms...

It's the breakfast of champignons

Every morning I eat French mushrooms...

It’s the breakfast of champignons

The toughest part of a diet isn't watching what you eat.  It's watching what other people eat.

The toughest part of a diet isn't watching what you eat.

It's watching what other people eat.

Why do the French eat mushrooms for their first meal of the day?.

It's the breakfast of champignons.

I've just fallen through the roof of a French bakery...

Now I'm in a world of pain.