What's the difference between your wife and the car?

What's the difference between your wife and the car?.

Your wife will never fail you, and always go with you

through the toughest roads.

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What is the difference between your job and your wife.

What is the difference between your job and your wife.

Your job fucks you on a regular basis

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What the difference between your wife and your stalker?.

What the difference between your wife and your stalker?.

Your stalker would likely put out regularly.

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What’s the difference between a boner and a bonus?.

What’s the difference between a boner and a bonus?.

Your wife will never refuse an opportunity to blow your bonus.

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Difference between your wife and the economy?.

Difference between your wife and the economy?.

5 years later, the economy will still suck.

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What’s the difference between a golfer and a hang-glider?.

What’s the difference between a golfer and a hang-glider?.

When the golfer fails he goes *WHACK* “FUCK”, when the hang-glider fails he goes “FUCK” *WHACK*

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Whats the difference between affection and adore?.

Whats the difference between affection and adore?.

You can't slam your wife's head in affection.

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