I remember what my uncle used to say

I remember what my uncle used to say.

There we were. Three against a thousand.

Toughest three we ever fought

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4 Soldiers were coming home from a huge battle.

4 Soldiers were coming home from a huge battle.

As they were walking back to their base, one of the soldiers says,

"Oh man, that was the toughest battle of our lives. 5 men against 1,000!"

One of the other soldiers says, "I know right. I can't believe we survived!"

The 3rd soldier says, "I agree with you both. That was the last battle I'll ever fight. 5 men against 1000"

The last soldier says, "Those were the toughest 5 guys we've ever fought."

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Why are even numbers heroes?.

Why are even numbers heroes?.

They fought against the Odds to get where they are

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Did you hear about the guy who fought against gravity?.

Did you hear about the guy who fought against gravity?.

He started an uprising.

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What's the three toughest years of a bass player?.

What's the three toughest years of a bass player?.

Second grade.

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I lost a court case against a well known fabric softener company.

I lost a court case against a well known fabric softener company.

Yes, I fought Lenor and Lenor won

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My uncle drowned in a vat of whisky.

My uncle drowned in a vat of whisky.

He bravely fought off his rescuers for hour befor he finally circummed.He was then cremated and the fire lasted 3 days

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