Say what you want about Putin but he's the world hardest working president,

Say what you want about Putin but he's the world hardest working president,.

He has to run two countries instead of one.

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Trump, Saudi King & Putin find a Lamp on a golf course.

Trump, Saudi King Putin find a Lamp on a golf course.

During a world leaders meeting President Trump, The Saudi King and Vladimir Putin take time out to go for a stroll to examine the resorts golf course and settle their differences.Whilst over the green on the 1st hole President Trump and Putin get into a heated argument. The Saudi King takes ... read more

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A guy walks in to a restroom.....

A guy walks in to a restroom.....

and sees president Obama and president Putin at the urinal talking.

The guy: what are you talking about?

Obama: How we are going to start world war 3.

Putin: Our idea is that we kill 50.000 Ukrainians and an it-consultant.

The guy: why an it-consultant?

Putin says to Obama.

Ha, told you no one would care about the Ukrainians!

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Vladimir Putin Travels to an Eastern European Country.

Vladimir Putin Travels to an Eastern European Country.

He walks up to the customs agent and the agent asks, “Name?”“Vladimir Putin”“Country of Origin?”“Russia”“Occupation?”“No, no. Just visiting.”

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Vladimir Putin Travels to an Eastern European Country.

Vladimir Putin Travels to an Eastern European Country.

He walks up to the customs agent and the agent asks, Name?

Vladimir Putin

Country of Origin?

Russia

Occupation?

No, no. Just visiting.

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An American an Russian were arguing about whose country is the best...

An American an Russian were arguing about whose country is the best...

The American said, "Look, in America I can walk into the Oval Office, I can pound the President's desk and say Mr President, I don't like the way you're running our country."

The Russian said, "I can do that."

The American asked, "You can?"

The Russian replied, "Yes, in my country I can go to the Kremlin, to President Putin's office, pound his desk and say Mr. President, I don't like the way President Trump is running his country."

Joke by: Anonymous Source (Definitely not Comey)

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If women ruled the world there would be no wars.

If women ruled the world there would be no wars. Instead, there would just a bunch of countries not talking to each other.

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