"Do you know what the hardest part of the night is?" asked the taxi driver

"Do you know what the hardest part of the night is?" asked the taxi driver.

"Is it his shield?" I asked.

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Taxi fare.

Taxi fare.

A naked woman rushed in a taxi. The taxi driver turned back and stared at her so keenly. The woman asked the taxi driver, "Why are you staring at me that way, haven't you ever seen a naked woman?" The taxi driver replied, "No, I just wonder where you have my money."

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A preacher and a NYC taxi driver arrive at the Pearly Gates...

A preacher and a NYC taxi driver arrive at the Pearly Gates...

Saint Peter takes the NY taxi driver first. Giving him a golden cloak, a mahogany staff, and lead him to the nicest part of Heaven. The preacher smirked to himself thinking he was in for an even better afterlife, for after all, the other guy was just a taxi driver. When Saint Peter handed him a silv... read more

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A total naked woman rushed in a taxi. The taxi driver turned back and stared at her so keenly. The woman asked the taxi driver, "Why are you staring at me that way, haven't you ever seen a naked woman?"

A total naked woman rushed in a taxi. The taxi driver turned back and stared at her so keenly. The woman asked the taxi driver, "Why are you staring at me that way, haven't you ever seen a naked woman?".

The taxi driver replied, "No, I just wonder where you have my money."

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Our son was a by-product of a raunchy night in the back of a car.

Our son was a by-product of a raunchy night in the back of a car.

With one very open-minded taxi driver.

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What's the hardest part about having Alzheimer's?.

What's the hardest part about having Alzheimer's?.

What's the hardest part about having Alzheimer's?

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A Taxi driver walked into a bar.

A Taxi driver walked into a bar.

"Anyone here call a taxi?" He asked"Over there" replied a stern voice. The Taxi driver turned his head to see a gruff old man pointing to a young fellow in his thirties snoozing at a table. The taxi driver walked over to the young man and saw a note next to his head. ... read more

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