A guy is speeding and he sees a cop on the overpass above him pointing a radar gun.
"I'm a rectum stretcher."
"A rectum stretcher? What in the world is that?" asks the cop.
"Oh," the guy says, "we take an ordinary rectum and use spreaders to widen it. After a few hours of work we can stretch it to over 72 inches."
"That's crazy!" exclaims the cop, "what in the world do you do with a stretched out 6 foot asshole?"
"We put him at the top of an overpass and stick a radar gun in his hand." Read More