After a crazy night on the town, all I can remember before blacking out is paramedics approaching me with a stretcher
After a crazy night on the town, all I can remember before blacking out is paramedics approaching me with a stretcher.
I guess I got carried away.
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I went to the hospital to buy a stretcher and they said do you want to try before you buy?.
I went to the hospital to buy a stretcher and they said do you want to try before you buy?.
I said no thanks, I don't want to get carried away.
Read MoreIt's crazy. One minute you're getting drunk as a skunk, then next thing you know, you're in the back of an ambulance.
It's crazy. One minute you're getting drunk as a skunk, then next thing you know, you're in the back of an ambulance.
I really shouldn't be a paramedic.
Read MoreSo I was at the Red Cross...
Mickey approaches Minnie and says.
A guy is speeding and he sees a cop on the overpass above him pointing a radar gun.
A guy is speeding and he sees a cop on the overpass above him pointing a radar gun.
?"
"I'm a rectum stretcher."
"A rectum stretcher? What in the world is that?" asks the cop.
"Oh," the guy says, "we take an ordinary rectum and use spreaders to widen it. After a few hours of work we can stretch it to over 72 inches."
"That's crazy!" exclaims the cop, "what in the world do you do with a stretched out 6 foot asshole?"
"We put him at the top of an overpass and stick a radar gun in his hand."
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