Why do they always send out two EMT's?

Why do they always send out two EMT's?.

So there will be a paramedics.

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Why do they always send out two EMT’s?.

Why do they always send out two EMT’s?.

So there will be a paramedics.

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Why do paramedics always drink coffee?.

Why do paramedics always drink coffee?.

Because they don't have time for casual-tea!

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What do you call two healthcare professionals hanging out?.

What do you call two healthcare professionals hanging out?.

A paramedics.

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Two doctors were having sex when suddenly...

Two doctors were having sex when suddenly...

Two doctors were having sex when suddenly... the male doctor, in the moment, says to the female doctor,

**"Wow, you must be a Gynecologist, you *really* know how to use that thing..."**

The female doctor responds,

**"Thanks! You must be an anesthesiologist."**

The male doctor replies,

**"Really? What makes you say that?"**

She retorts,

**"Because I can't seem to feel a thing!"**

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I hadn't heard this before, and it came from an EMT/Paramedic training my staff for CPR. I got a good chuckle out of it, thought I would share.

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What do you call two emergency doctors?.

What do you call two emergency doctors?.

Paramedics.

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A White Man, A Black Man and A Jewish Man...

A White Man, A Black Man and A Jewish Man...

0 and I'll send you back to Earth for another chance." The white man pops awake, brushes himself off and is looking around at the resulting chaos. Ambulances everywhere, police officers and firefighters cleaning up the wreckage. An EMT runs up to the white guy, completely perplexed, and asks him what happened, telling him all three had been pronounced dead. The white guy says, "We'll, we were standing before Satan and he offered to send us back to Earth for $100." "Okay, but what about your two friends", asks the EMT. "Last thing I remember Hymey had him down to $69.95 and Leroy was looking for a cosigner."

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