I will give each and everyone of you a handjob or fingering if you kickass dis

I will give each and everyone of you a handjob or fingering if you kickass dis

If two soldiers give each other handjobs...

Is it a Tug of War?

Not everyone can brag about getting a handjob from their barber after a haircut...

But then again, not everyone cuts their own hair.

My wife only gives me handjobs.

Tug life.

Give me 1000 kickass's and i will give my friend 1000 fake subscribers

Sandwiches $5, Handjobs $10.

Guy walks into a bar, sees a sign that says “Sandwiches $5 Handjobs $10”. He looks at the bartender and asks “you’re the one gives the handjobs?” “Yup” “Well wash your hands and go make me a sandwich”

I once payed a weightlifter $150 to give me a handjob.

What a rip-off.