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Sandwiches $5, Handjobs $10.
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Guy walks into a bar, sees a sign that says “Sandwiches $5 Handjobs $10”. He looks at the bartender and asks “you’re the one gives the handjobs?” “Yup” “Well wash your hands and go make me a sandwich”
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