The teacher asked Jimmy, "Why is your cat at school today Jimmy?"

The teacher asked Jimmy, "Why is your cat at school today Jimmy?" Jimmy replied crying, "Because I heard my daddy tell my mommy, 'I am going to eat that p*ssy once Jimmy leaves for school today!'"

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The teacher asked Jimmy, "Why is your cat at school today Jimmy?"

The teacher asked Jimmy, "Why is your cat at school today Jimmy?".

Jimmy replied crying, "Because I heard my daddy tell my mommy, 'I am going to eat that p*ssy once Jimmy leaves for school today!'"

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Why is your cat at school?.

Why is your cat at school?.

Jimmy walks in his classroom with his cat. Then the teacher asked Jimmy, "Why is your cat at school today Jimmy?" Jimmy sobbing replied, "Because I heard my daddy tell my mommy, 'I am going to eat that p*ssy once Jimmy leaves for school today!'"

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I'm eating that p*ssy.

I'm eating that p*ssy.

Teacher asked, Why is your cat with u in school? Kid says (crying), "I heard daddy tell mommy, I'm eating that p*ssy when the kids leave!"

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A little boy to his father: "Daddy, how did I actually come into the world?" Daddy replies: "Alright my son, at some point we have to to this talking, so watch out:

A little boy to his father: "Daddy, how did I actually come into the world?" Daddy replies: "Alright my son, at some point we have to to this talking, so watch out:.

Daddy got to know mommy in a "chat room." Later, daddy and mommy met in a "cyber cafe" and on the toilet, mommy wanted to do a few "downloads" of daddy's "Joy Stick". When daddy was then ready for the "upload", we suddenly realized that we had no "firewall" installed and it was already too late to p... read more

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Dad- Say daddy

Dad- Say daddy

Baby-Mommy

Dad- No say daddy...

Baby- No mommy

Daddy- Fuck you say daddy...

Babby Fuck you mommy

Mom-(Walks in the door)---What are you doing

Daddy- trying to get the baby to say daddy Baby Mommy

Daddy- (says quitley) f*ck you say mommy

Mommy- WHat did you say..

Babby- Fuck you mommy

Mommy- BABY WERE DID YOU LEARN THAT!!?!

Babby- DADDY

Dad- SHIT

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I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus.

I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus.

I used to think that song meant Mommy was cheating on Daddy. Now I know it means Mommy and Daddy are just into role play.

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