Boy : Marry me. ?

Boy : Marry me.. ?

Girl: Do you have a house..?

Boy : No..

Girl: Do you have a BMW car.. ?

Boy : No..

Girl: How much is your salary.. ?

Boy : No salary.. but,..

Girl: No but. You have nothing.. How can i

marry you.??

Leave please.!

Boy: (talk to himself) I have one villa, 3

property lands, 3 Ferrari, 2Porsche.. Why I

still need to buy BMW.?! How can I get the

salary when actually I am the BOSS

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Boy : I have a good life, and if you married me you will always be happy with me forever.

Boy : I have a good life, and if you married me you will always be happy with me forever. Will you marry me?

Girl : Answer my questions first

Boy : Okay then

Girl : Do you have a house?

Boy : No!

Girl : Do you have one BMW or Porsche?

Boy : No!

Girl : How much salary you get?

Boy : I don't get salary, but...

Girl : ...No no. Do not ask me anything. You don't have anything.

Boy : But...

Girl : No buts... I leave now

And the girl leaves...

Now the question is why did the boy said that he has a good life???

The boy doesn't have any house, car and no salary!!!

BUT

The boy have 1 Villa, 3 Ferraris and 4 Lamborghinis, And doesn't get any salary... but why???

WHY HE WILL NEED SALARY??? HE IS THE BOSS!!!

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Girl: I like to sleep with girls.

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other. How can you marry my mother!

Boy: Why not?! You married mine!

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When the Jewish girl tells her father that she has fallen in love with a Greek boy and wants to marry him, he hits the ceiling. He forbids it, on pain of disownment. The girl goes ahead and marries the boy, anyway. The old man does not even go to the wedding and stops talking to her altogether.... read more

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