Boyfriend: Bitch

Boyfriend: Bitch

Girlfriend: I been called worse

Boyfriend: Like what

Girlfriend: your girlfriend

Ex: you're a stupid slag.

Me: I've been called worse.

Ex: what's that?

Me: your boyfriend.

Girlfriend: your friends must call you M 16.

Boyfriend: Why, because I’m like a rifle in bed?Girlfriend: no, because you blow your load in three seconds

Girlfriend : I need help with this puzzle

Boyfriend : what is it supposed to look like?

Girlfriend : a tiger

Boyfriend : we are never going to finish this puzzle

Boyfriend : now put the frosted flakes back in the cereal box

I've been called worse by better

Q: How is life like a penis?.

A: Your girlfriend makes it hard.and she's a big old bitch like her mother..

A blonde calls her boyfriend...

One day a man gets a call from his blond girlfriend."Hey Babe!""Listen, I need you to come over right now! I'm doing a puzzle and I think it's supposed to be a tiger but I just can't figure it out, I've been doing it for hours..."The boyfriend was a little confused, as she d... read more