Oh your spreading rumours about me?

Oh your spreading rumours about me? It's nice to know you have a hobby spreading things other than your legs.

New teacher joined in the school.

Teacher- "Boys, tell me your names and hobbies"1st boy- My name is Jack. My hobby is watching Moon .2nd boy- My name is Harry. And my hobby is watching Moon .3rd boy- My name is George hobby is watching Moon .Teacher- "wow nice nice, your hobbies are same ..... read more

Nothing spreads easier than butter, except for yo mommas legs.

Did you hear that rumour about butter?.

No? Well I'm not going to spread it.

My friend is spreading rumours about me being schizophrenic.

Well, three can play that game!

My roommate is spreading rumours that I have multiple personality disorder.

Well, three can play that game!

youre like an oreo to me, im gonna spread your legs and eat the middle