Best 1193 Liner Jokes and Puns

About a month before he died, my uncle had his back covered in lard.

About a month before he died, my uncle had his back covered in lard. After that, he went down hill fast.

Read More
More jokes about: #One #Liner #Death #Family #Puns
When I was a boy, I had a disease that required me to eat dirt three times a day in order to survive...

When I was a boy, I had a disease that required me to eat dirt three times a day in order to survive... It's a good thing my older brother told me about it.

Read More
What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale?

What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale? A northern fairytale begins "Once upon a time ..." A southern fairytale begins "Y'all ain't gonna believe this shit ..."

Read More
More jokes about: #One #Liner #Black #Racist
Kickass this if your bored and you went on a joke website.

Kickass this if your bored and you went on a joke website.

Read More
More jokes about: #Funny #One #Liner
What's Blonde and dead in a closet?

What's Blonde and dead in a closet? The Hide and Seek Champion from 1995.

Read More
How did I escape Iraq?

How did I escape Iraq? Iran.

Read More
More jokes about: #One #Liner #Puns
Talking to a liberal is like trying to explain social media to a 70 years old.

Talking to a liberal is like trying to explain social media to a 70 years old.

Read More
The first computer dates back to Adam and Eve.

The first computer dates back to Adam and Eve. It was an Apple with limited memory, just one byte. And then everything crashed.

Read More
More jokes about: #One #Liner #It #Life #Puns
Kickass this if you like titties

Kickass this if you like titties

Read More
More jokes about: #Funny #One #Liner
Lazy People Fact #5812672793

Lazy People Fact #5812672793

You were too lazy to read that number.

Read More
More jokes about: #Funny #One #Liner
My dad died when we couldn't remember his blood type.

My dad died when we couldn't remember his blood type. As he died, he kept insisting for us to be positive, but it's hard without him.

Read More
A Chinese couple had a black baby and named it sum ting Wong.

A Chinese couple had a black baby and named it sum ting Wong.

Read More
More jokes about: #One #Liner #Black #Racist
Don't spell part backwards.

Don't spell part backwards. It's a trap.

Read More
More jokes about: #One #Liner #Communication #Puns
Two wrongs don't make a right, take your parents as an example.

Two wrongs don't make a right, take your parents as an example.

Read More
Ain't it funny how the colors red, white, and blue represent freedom until they are flashing behind your car.

Ain't it funny how the colors red, white, and blue represent freedom until they are flashing behind your car.

Read More
More jokes about: #Funny #One #Liner
I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

Read More
More jokes about: #One #Liner #Car #Sarcastic
If sex is a pain in the ass, then you're doing it wrong ...

If sex is a pain in the ass, then you're doing it wrong ...

Read More
More jokes about: #One #Liner #Dirty #Gay #Sex
When wearing a bikini, women reveal 90 % of their body... men are so polite they only look at the covered parts.

When wearing a bikini, women reveal 90 % of their body... men are so polite they only look at the covered parts.

Read More
More jokes about: #One #Liner #Men #Sarcastic #Women
Alcohol is a perfect solvent: It dissolves marriages, families and careers.

Alcohol is a perfect solvent: It dissolves marriages, families and careers.

Read More
More jokes about: #One #Liner #Alcohol #Life #Marriage
I'll change my facebook username to NOBODY so that way when people post crappy posts,and i press the like button it will say NOBODY likes this

I'll change my facebook username to NOBODY so that way when people post crappy posts,and i press the like button it will say NOBODY likes this

Read More
More jokes about: #Funny #One #Liner