A man walks into a bar in Manchester.
“See that bloke there at the end of the bar?” She says. “That’s Big Mick. He’s the hardest bloke in Manchester. You’ve got to knock him out in one punch. That’s the first part”
“Okay...” Says the man. “What’s the second part?”
“Well, Big Mick’s got a big dog with one big tooth. He’s round the back. You’ve got to tackle the dog, pull out his tooth and put it right here on the bar.”
The bloke was getting tempted now. “Right, and what’s the third part?”
“Big Mick’s mum owns the pub. She’s 86 and she’s never had an orgasm. She lives upstairs. You’ve got to go up there and give her the time of her life.”
“Fuck it!” the man exclaims. He shoves a rolled up £20 note in the box, walks over to Big Mick and lays him out flat. People are shocked.
He walks outside and round to the back where he sees a snarling Rottweiler tied to a post. There’s a crowd gathering now.
He gets the dog by the neck and goes at it. The dogs screaming, shaking and slobbering all over the place. People can’t believe what they’re seeing. He finishes the job, wipes the sweat from his forehead, runs back into the pub and shouts
**“Right then, where’s this old girl with the dodgy tooth?!”** Read More