A guy wanted to join a Monastery..
om one dick to another..
The head monk held up a finger for silence and lead him to the next room, where on 4 beds are 4 monk, each screwing a pretty gals.
"Every month, we do what you saw in the first room. Whomever dick the mouse stops at comes into this room for their physical release. We leave it to God to pick which dick the mice stop at."
Then the head monk lead him to another room and within, lies a monk, tied to a cross with a nail being driven through his foreskin.
"WHAT THE HELL!", the guy grabs his own groin in pain.. "the HELL is that.. ?"
The head monk looks at the guy calmly, "That's brother George. "
"...we found a piece of cheese hidden under his dick." Read More