Best 18 Microchip Jokes and Puns

Q: What do computers eat for a snack? A: Microchips!

How does a robot eat it's guacamole?.

Microchips.

My grandma told me this one.

apanese lifted his palm to his ear and answered. When he finished, he explained that he has a microchip installed in the palm of my hand.

The Irishman, feeling very low tech, came up with a brilliant idea as to not be outdone.

He left the sauna to go the bathroom, and came back with a piece of toilet paper hanging from his arse.

The two men raise their eyebrows at him, and he says:

“Will you look at that! I’m getting a fax.”

What did the bullied microchip say?.

PIC on someone your own size!

What is the computer’s favorite food?.

Microchips.

Technology.

Three men are sitting naked in the sauna. Suddenly there is a beeping sound. The first man presses his forearm and the beeping stops. The others look at him questioningly. "That's my pager," he says. "I have a microchip under the skin of my arm." A few minutes later a phone rings. Th... read more

My grandma told me this one.

An American, Irishman and Japanese man are sitting naked in a sauna. Suddenly, something started beeping rapidly. The American pressed his forearm and the beeping stopped. He explained: that was my pager. I have a microchip installed in under my skin. A few minutes later, a telephone rang. The J... read more

Jeff Bezos, Bill Gates and Elon Musk are golfing together.

ips are in his ear and his tooth, so no need to point fingers. While each of the men are impressed with each other’s technological advances, in the middle of the conversation between the men, Jeff walks away a little, pulls his pants down and starts taking a shit. Bill and Elon, confused as fuck, look at each other and then Jeff. He responds by saying “Sorry, I’m getting a fax.”

How can you tell that microchips are made in the US and not the UK?.

Because if they were made in the UK they would be called microcrisps.

Technology.

e second man lifts his palm to his ear.

When he finishes he explains, "That's my mobile phone. I have a microchip in my hand."

The third man, feeling decidedly low-tech, steps out of the sauna. In a few minutes he returns with a piece of toilet paper extending from his rear.

The others raise their eyebrows.

"I'm getting a Fax," he explains

What is a computer's favorite snack?.

A microchip

Three men,one German ,one Japanese and a Texan were sitting naked in a sauna.....

Three men, one German, one Japanese and a Texan were sitting naked in a sauna. Suddenly there was a beeping sound. The German pressed his forearm and the beep stopped. The others looked at him questioningly. "That was my pager, "he said, "I have a microchip under the skin of my arm." 

A few minutes later a phone rang. The Japanese fellow lifted his palm to his ear. When he finished he explained, "That was my mobile phone. I have a microchip in my hand." 

The Texan felt decidedly low tech, but not to be outdone he decided he had to do something just as impressive. He stepped out of the sauna and went to the bathroom. He returned with a piece of toilet paper hanging from his behind. The others raised their eyebrows and stared at him. The Texan finally said "Well, will you look at that, I'm getting a fax." 

ONE GERMAN, ONE JAPANESE AND A HILLBILLY WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA.

palm to her ear. When she finished, she explained, " that was my mobile phone. I have a microchip in my hand."

The HILLBILLY woman felt decidedly low tech. Not to be outdone, she decided she had to do something just as impressive. She stepped out of the sauna and went to the bathroom. She returned with a piece of paper hanging from her behind. The others raised their eyebrows and stared at her.

The HILLBILLY woman finally said, "Well, will you look at that, I'm getting a FAX."

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Three women were sitting in a hot tub.

one older lady and two slightly younger - when suddenly there was a beeping sound. The first younger woman pressed her forearm and the beeping stopped.The others looked at her questioningly. "That was my pager" she said. "I have a microchip under the skin of my arm."A few min... read more

ONE GERMAN, ONE JAPANESE AND A HILLBILLY WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA.

Suddenly, there was a beeping sound. The German pressed her forearm and the beeping stopped. The others looked at her questionly."That was my pager," she said. " I have a microchip implanted under the skin of my arm."A few minutes later, a phone rang. The Japanese woman lifted her... read more

They want us to get vaccinated so they can inject us with microchips and track us anywhere.

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American and japanese joke.

An American, Japanese, and an Indian were sitting together.Suddenly there was a beeping sound. The American pressedhis forearm and the beeping stopped. The others looked athim questioningly."That's my pager," he said, " I have a microchip under theskin of my arm."A few minute... read more

Jeff Bezos, Bill Gates and Elon Musk are golfing together.

Out of nowhere, Bill puts one finger in his ear and points another at his mouth and starts talking. When he’s done, he explains that he has a microchip in both fingers to act as a phone. Not long after that, Elon starts talking but to seemingly no one. When he’s finished he explains that his microch... read more