Best 42 Netherlands Jokes and Puns

Even if Netherlands might go underwater due to climate change.

Even if Netherlands might go underwater due to climate change.

The people might still get high enough to go through this challenge. \*pun very intended

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What do you call a pilot from the Netherlands?.

What do you call a pilot from the Netherlands?.

The flying Dutchman

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The Netherlands has the highest number of toilet plungers per capita.

The Netherlands has the highest number of toilet plungers per capita.

Because their toilets are always getting clogged

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The European conference.

The European conference.

but none could come up with anything. When it was finally the English delegate's turn, he predictably hadn't thought of anything the whole time. Nonetheless, the speaker asked 'What solution do you propose to mitigate flooding in The Netherlands?'

to which the Englishman contemptuously replied

'Damn The Netherlands!'

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I fondly remember the good times of living in the Netherlands eating egg yolk based sauces.

I fondly remember the good times of living in the Netherlands eating egg yolk based sauces.

... ahhhh the hollandaise

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Once there was a foster kid named Jumprope.

Once there was a foster kid named Jumprope.

No one through YEARS of guessing and thinking could figure out why on earth his birth parents would give him such a dumb name. They finally figured out why when he took a DNA test to figure out his ancestry, both of his parents were from the Netherlands. He was double dutch.

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Netherland police found a little hole in the wall of women's changing rooms.

Netherland police found a little hole in the wall of women's changing rooms.

Policemen are looking into it now.

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If I were from the Netherlands, I'd start getting worried about global warming...

If I were from the Netherlands, I'd start getting worried about global warming...

After all, Nomorelands is not that cool of a name

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Why will Belgium go to war?.

Why will Belgium go to war?.

*This is a joke my dutch grandfather told me, the dutch make fun of Belgians*Why will Belgium go to war with the Netherlands in 50 years?Because that's when they understand the Belgian jokes they make about them.Why will Belgium go to war with France in 50 years?They ... read more

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The smartest man in Belgium moves to the Netherlands.

The smartest man in Belgium moves to the Netherlands.

Both countries had a significant drop in their average IQs

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The polar ice caps just melted and The Netherlands got fully submerged.

The polar ice caps just melted and The Netherlands got fully submerged.

Now they're called The Marijuana Trench

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What's higher than the sky and lower than the sea?.

What's higher than the sky and lower than the sea?.

The Netherlands.

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What do you call a water barrier constructed for rodents in the capital of the Netherlands?.

What do you call a water barrier constructed for rodents in the capital of the Netherlands?.

An Amsterdam Hamster Dam

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The European conference.

The European conference.

Centuries ago, a conference took place in Europe. The issue was finding a solution to flood control in The Netherlands. Now, the English delegate was a blatant racist against the Dutch, and couldn't care less about their lives. Each of the delegates from all around Europe were asked for their ideas,... read more

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Who decided to call it pubic region and not.

Who decided to call it pubic region and not.

Netherlands

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A virgin man and a virgin woman...

A virgin man and a virgin woman...

A virgin man and a virgin woman who never saw anyone from the other sex naked before, were riding on a camel through the desert. Then in the middle of the desert, the camel stopped walking and was tired, it was hungry, thirsty and there wasn’t any water or food. They waited for a while, but the came... read more

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Why do no planes fly to holland?.

Why do no planes fly to holland?.

Because they netherland there.

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An older female friend just got back from a trip home to the Netherlands, and all she brought me was this nap sack.

An older female friend just got back from a trip home to the Netherlands, and all she brought me was this nap sack.

What a Dutch bag.

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If netherlands means "low countries".

If netherlands means "low countries".

Then why are the people there so high?

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A close call.

A close call.

Yesterday I was walking on the streets in my hometown Rotterdam, in the Netherlands. I was about to go to the grocery store when I saw a black man running with a TV. I was afraid of it being mine, so I ran home as quick as possible, but luckily mine was still there, polishing my shoes.

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