Best 1055 O Jokes and Puns

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Perfect Boobs (o)(o)

Fake Boobs ( + )( + )

Perky Boobs (*)(*)

Big Nipple Boobs (@)(@)

A Cups o o

Wonder Bra Boobs (oYo)

Lopsided Boobs (o)(O)

Grandma Boobs \ o /\ o /

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Teacher: "What is the chemical formula for water?"

Teacher: "What is the chemical formula for water?" Student: "HIJKLMNO." Teacher: "What are you talking about?" Student: "Yesterday you said it's H to O!"

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Hippie friend: What is the meaning of life.

Hippie friend: What is the meaning of life.

Stupid friend: My dick!!!:-)

Smart friend: Your right, life is short.

:-O

:-O

:-O

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When Magnesium and Oxygen started dating I was like, "O MG!"

When Magnesium and Oxygen started dating I was like, "O MG!"

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One day at school, little Jimmy needed to go to the restroom so he raised his hand.

One day at school, little Jimmy needed to go to the restroom so he raised his hand. The strict substitute teacher asked him to say the full alphabet before she would let him go. "But Miss, I am bursting to go," said Jimmy. "You may go, but after you say the full alphabet." "A-B-C-D-E-F-G-H-I-J-K-L-M-N-O-Q-R-S-T-U-V-W-X-Y-Z," he said. Catching his mistake, the substitute asked, "Jimmy, where is the 'P?'" He answered, "Halfway down my legs, Miss."

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Girl: You're stupid!

Girl: You're stupid!

Boy:No I'm not!

Girl: okay then sing the alphabet!

Boy Ok here it is a,b,c,e,f,g,h,I,j,k,l,m,n,o,p,q,r,s,t,u,v,w,x,y,z. Done!

Girl: you missed out a letter!

Boy: I know I'll give you the d later...

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Me: Can I go to the restroom?

Me: Can I go to the restroom?

Teacher: Say the alphabet first.

Me: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O - Q R S T U V W X Y Z

Teacher: Wheres the P?

Me: Running down my leg.

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Boy: If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put u and I together

Boy: If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put u and I together

Girl: at least n and o are already together

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Teacher: Tyrone, spell dad

Teacher: Tyrone, spell dad

Tyrone: G-O-N-E

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“Two Texas farmers, Jim and Bob, are sitting at the bar, drinking beer.

“Two Texas farmers, Jim and Bob, are sitting at the bar, drinking beer. Jim turns to Bob and says, "You know, I'm tired of going through life without a proper education. I think I'll just march down to the community college and sign up for some classes right now."

Jim does just that. He walks down to the college and meets the Dean of Admissions, who signs him up for the four basic classes: Math, English, History, and Logic.

Jim: Logic? What in tarnation is logic?

Dean: I'll give you an example! Do you own a weed whacker?

Jim: Well, yeah.

Dean: Then, logically speaking, because you own a weed whacker, I presume you have a yard.

Jim: That's true, I do have a yard. That's mighty impressive!

Dean: I'm not done. Because you have a yard, I think that, logically speaking, you have a house.

Jim: Well I'll be darned if I don't!

Dean: And because you have a house, I think that, logically, you probably have a family.

Jim: Yeah, I do!

Dean: So, because you have a family, then, logically, you must have a wife. And because you...

Jim: That's amazing! You figured that I have a wife because I have a weed whacker!?"

Jim goes runnin' straight back to Bob at the bar and says, "Look what I just learned!" Bob... do you happen to have a weed whacker?

"Nope, I don't think I do", said Bob.

Jim exclaims with pride, "Then, logically speaking..." He pauses to think, frowns, then slaps Bob in the back of the head and yells,

"You piece o' dirt! I told you never to leave her!"

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Blonde Asks Anant - Do U know the full-form of COLLEGE-

Blonde Asks Anant - Do U know the full-form of COLLEGE-

Anant : I know , it's

C-Come,

O-On,

L-Lets,

L-Love,

E-Each,

G-Girl,

E-Equally……

Thats why boys go to college regularly

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One day an employee sends a letter to his boss to increase his salary!!

One day an employee sends a letter to his boss to increase his salary!!!

In thi$ life, we all need $ome thing mo$t de$perately. I think you $hould be under$tanding of the need$ of u$ worker$ who have given $o much $upport including $weat and $ervice to your company.

I am $ure you will gue$$ what I mean and re$pond $oon

Your$ $incerely,

Norman $oh

The next day, the employee received this letter of reply:

I kNOw you have been working very hard. NOwadays, NOthing much has changed. You must have NOticed that our company is NOt doing NOticeably well .

NOw the newspaper are saying the world`s leading ecoNOmists are NOt sure if the United States may go into aNOther recession. After the NOvember presidential elections things may turn bad.

I have NOthing more to add NOw You kNOw what I mean.

Yours truly,

Manager

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For some time, many of us have wondered who is Jack Sh*t?

For some time, many of us have wondered who is Jack Sh*t? We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, "You dont know Jack Sh*t." Well, thanks to my efforts, you can now respond in an intellectual way. Jack Sh*t is the only son of Awe Sh*t, who married O Sh*t, the owners of Knee Deep 'N Sh*t, Inc. In turn, Jack Sh*t married No Sh*t. The couple had six children, Holy Sh*t, Giva Sh*t, Fulla Sh*t, Bull Sh*t, and the twins Deep Sh*t and Dip Sh*t. Deep Sh*t married Dumb Sh*t, a high school dropout. After 15 years, Jack and Noe Sh*t got divorced, and she married Ted Sherlock and became Noe Sh*t Sherlock. Meanwhile, Dip Sh*t married Lotta Sh*t and had a rather nervous disposition named Chicken Sh*t. Fulla Sh*t and Giva Sh*t married the Happens brothers, and had a double wedding. The newspaper invited everyone to the Sh*t-Happens wedding. Bull Sh*t traveled the world and returned home with an Italian bride, Pisa Sh*t. So from now on, no one can tell you that you don't know Jack Sh*t!

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Nerd Rap:

Nerd Rap:

People always ask why I act like those nerds,

Why I correct grammar and why I use big words.

Stupid... is officially whack.

Man you look real fly, but you can't spell cat!

Popularity's irrelevant; Gotta be intelligent.

Stay in the books, and you'll be the new president.

Got an A+; they all made fun of me.

Grew up, now they're working for my company.

L-O-L, exclamation point, send!

I'm so awesome; want to be my friend?

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A man hires a hooker and they go back to his house.

A man hires a hooker and they go back to his house. The man says I have never had a 69 before. The hooker says okay lets try that. they get into position and she farts. the hooker says o i'm sorry, i don't know whats gotten into me. she goes into the bathroom to freshen up. she comes out and gets into position and again she farts. she says sorry i don/t know whats gotten into me.let me go freshen up . she gets into position again and she farts she says sorry let me go freshen up. The man says don't worry i don't want 67 more of those

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They told me I had Type A blood, but it was a Type O.

They told me I had Type A blood, but it was a Type O.

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What do you call four Mexicans in quicksand?

What do you call four Mexicans in quicksand?

Quatro sink-o!

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Blonde: *calling the doctor surgery*

Blonde: *calling the doctor surgery*

Doctor: Dr. Raymond speaking, how may I help you?

Blonde: I'm going to have to cancel my 2 o' clock appointment I am afraid.

Doctor: Oh, why is that?

Blonde: I don't feel well.

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The letters O and Q meet.

The letters O and Q meet.

O: PUT YOUR DICK AWAY

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I thought i got a type a in blood test but it was actually a typ-o

i thought i got a type a in blood test but it was actually a typ-o

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