Olympics / opening ceremony jokes.
Credit where credit's due - I got these from Sickipedia. I'm brand new here but I gather these would be appreciated...
I certainly enjoyed the opening ceremony which displayed the history of the early 20th century Britain.
I can't wait until the games are held in Germany.
So in the Olympic Opening Ceremony, British athletes can walk behind a bloke carrying the Union Jack and everyone cheers...
...But when the BNP do it it's frowned upon.
My mate asked me: "What is the shortest race in the Olympics?"
After thinking for a few minutes, I came up with an answer:
"Chinese," I replied.
I'm entering the Masturbation Tournament in the Olympics this year.
Very stiff competition though.
As I watched the woman's football today, my wife proudly quipped, "This just shows you how far the Olympics have come, women excelling at men's sports. What do you think this means?"
I don't think "22 blokes are forced to get a take-away tonight" was the answer she was looking for.
Well done Danny Boyle. Nothing says "London" better than youths setting fire to stuff.
7 years the London Olympics have been in the making.
Never has it taken so long for a large number of foreigners to enter the country. Read More