Best 780 Quotes Jokes and Puns
Q: What is red and smells like blue paint?

Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems, I'm tired of solving them for you.
The broccoli says 'I look like a small tree', the mushroom says 'I look like an umbrella', the walnut says 'I look like a brain', and the banana says 'Can we please change the subject?'
Q: Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle?
You love flowers, but you cut them.
I don't need a hair stylist, my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning.
If I won the award for laziness, I would send somebody to pick it up for me.
Sometimes when I close my eyes, I can't see.
People say you can't live without love, but I think oxygen is more important.
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.
