Best 1010 Racial Jokes and Puns

Just got out of prison after attacking a man on New years eve. Excuse me for getting nervous while an Arab was counting down from ten.

Failed my biology test today:

They asked, "What is commonly found in cells?"

Apparently "black people" wasn't the correct answer.

What is the best way to combine a black and a Mexican?

1.Mexiblack

2.Blacksican

(Vote kickass for Blacksican and lame for Mexiblack

What do the KKK and Nike have in common?

They both make a nigga run faster

Do not be racist , be like Mario. He's an italian plumber, made by Japanese people, who speaks english, looks like a mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a jew!

Three guys are on a plane, ones black, ones white, and ones Mexican. The pilot says: "there's to much weight you all need to throw something off the plane." The black guy throws his Jordan's and says: "we have to many of these in our country" The Mexican throws off his lawn mower and says: "we have to many of these in our country" the white guys throws the Mexican and says: "we have to many of these in our country"

I was walking by a car filled with black kids, and I heard a *click* as they locked the doors.

I felt like such a bad-ass until I realized it was my car.

A white guy goes into a bar and sees a black bartender.

He says, "yo, nigger, get me a beer!"

The bartender says, "that's very rude. How would you like it if I talked to you like that?"

The white guy says, "let's switch places and see!"

So they switch places.

The bartender says, " yo, cracka, get me a beer!"

The white guy says, "sorry, we don't serve niggers here!"

What's the difference between Batman and a Black man?

Batman can go to the store without robin.

How do you remove one thousand flies in one motion?

Slap a Kenyan in the face.

School is like a boner, long and hard. Unless you're Asian...

What's the difference between a black and a white fairy tale?

White begins, "once upon a time,"

black begins, "y'all motherf*ckers ain't gonna believe dis shit!"

Why don't black people pay rent?

Because jail is free.

Apparently 98% of black people enjoy sex in the shower

the other 2% have never been to prison

There's this black kid that goes to school and realizes teachers treat him differently than the white kids. So, he goes home, paints himself white and shows his dad. His dad beats the crud outta him. He shows his mother, "Hey Ma, Look! I'm white!" He gets beat by his mom too. Lastly, he shows his Grandmother, "Grandma, Look! I'm white! She beats him badly with her cane and sends him to his room. Later, his dad comes into his room and asks, "Son, did you learn anything out of this?" And the boy replies, "Duh! I've only been white for an hour and I already hate three niggers!"

I am often asked, "Is google a man or a women?"

My simple answer is:

It's a woman because it won't let you finish your sentence without making a suggestion.

Why don't you play uno with Mexicans?

They steal all the green cards

Teacher: Kids,what does the chicken give you?

Kids: Meat!

Teacher: Very good! Now what does the pig give you?

Kids: Bacon!

Teacher: Great! And what does the fat cow give you?

Kid: homework!!!

Asian pregnancy test:

Stick a Rubik cube into vagina. Wait 30 seconds, if it's solved then there's a little Asian in there.

Whats faster than a speeding bullet?

A jew with a coupon!