Best 28 Spokesperson Jokes and Puns

Well, OJ has been paroled.

Well, OJ has been paroled.

The spokesperson for the parole board that granted him his new freedom said they "decided to give him another stab at it."

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The guy who built my bicycle wheels also does commercials for the shop.

The guy who built my bicycle wheels also does commercials for the shop.

He's a spokesperson.

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We should all be thanking Subway for their humanitarian efforts this holiday season...

We should all be thanking Subway for their humanitarian efforts this holiday season...

...as their former spokesperson, Jared, touched many children...

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A new bike company says it has the best wheels in the world.

A new bike company says it has the best wheels in the world.

According to their spokesperson.

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I think my work is boring and not challenging enough...

I think my work is boring and not challenging enough...

I think it's time to apply for a United Airlines Spokesperson position!

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The spokesperson for the National organisation against impotence got up to the podium...

The spokesperson for the National organisation against impotence got up to the podium...

...And proclaimed "This will not stand!"

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They've just found Sala, the Cardiff city players plane in the sea and when asked how they're raising it a spokesperson said...

They've just found Sala, the Cardiff city players plane in the sea and when asked how they're raising it a spokesperson said...

Back of the net!

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Police responded to a call outside the Playboy mansion.

Police responded to a call outside the Playboy mansion.

Mr. Hefner called the police to remove a group of monks selling daisies out of an illegal roadside stand in front of the Playboy mansion. A police spokesperson released a statement "we responded promptly to Mr. Hefner's call because as everybody knows, only Hugh can prevent florist friars."

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The Australian government recently unveiled their plans for a 1 dollar coin.

The Australian government recently unveiled their plans for a 1 dollar coin.

While some critics questioned the economic viability, the kangaroonie will start circulation next year, according to a government spokesperson.

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A tech company is developing computer chips that store music in women's breast implants.

A tech company is developing computer chips that store music in women's breast implants.

A company spokesperson declared this is a major breakthrough, as women are always complaining about men staring at their boobs without listening to them.

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Being the spokesperson for BJ's or Dick's must be a pretty hard job.

Being the spokesperson for BJ's or Dick's must be a pretty hard job.

*difficult job

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A bunch of girls in the local collage went the Bra-less feminist way.

A bunch of girls in the local collage went the Bra-less feminist way.

Their spokesperson said to the local media : "Yes we know we don't have much support, but word's out that the Male students appreciate the movement "

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Guy calls a bicycle wheel company.

Guy calls a bicycle wheel company.

Says, "I'd like to speak to your spokesperson"

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Did you hear about the psychic dwarf that escaped prison transport?.

Did you hear about the psychic dwarf that escaped prison transport?.

The police spokesperson said they have a small medium at large.

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Which female rapper is the spokesperson for Colgate toothpaste?.

Which female rapper is the spokesperson for Colgate toothpaste?.

Clean Ma-teefa

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Trump stakes to resume business with Kayne West as the spokesperson.

Trump stakes to resume business with Kayne West as the spokesperson.

There will even be a new dish, Kayne Asada.

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Breaking :A man was arrested yesterday for impersonating a helium balloon.

Breaking :A man was arrested yesterday for impersonating a helium balloon.

A spokesperson for the police said.. We held him for a while and then let him go..

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What do you call someone who's representing a bike shop?.

What do you call a bike tire salesman?.

A spokesperson.

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Muslim suicide bombers in Britain are set to begin a three-week strike on Wednesday in a dispute over the number of virgins they are entitled to in the afterlife.

Muslim suicide bombers in Britain are set to begin a three-week strike on Wednesday in a dispute over the number of virgins they are entitled to in the afterlife.

ent years in the number of suicide bombings, has resulted in a shortage of virgins in the afterlife.

The suicide bombers' union, the British Organization of Occupational Martyrs (B.O.O.M) responded with a statement saying the move was unacceptable to its members and called for a strike vote.

General Secretary Abdullah Aloud Bhang told the press, "Our members are literally working themselves to death in the cause of Jihad. We don't ask for much in return but to be treated like this is like a kick in the teeth".

Speaking from his shed in Tipton in the West Midlands, Al Qaeda chief executive Aisheet Mapants explained, "I sympathize with our workers concerns but Al Qaeda is simply not in a position to meet their demands.  They are simply not accepting the realities of modern-day Jihad in a competitive marketplace. Thanks to Western depravity, there is now a chronic shortage of virgins in the afterlife.

It's a straight choice between reducing expenditures or laying people off. I don't like cutting benefits but I'd hate to have to tell 3,000 of my staff that they won't be able to blow themselves up."

Spokespersons for the union in the North East of England, Ireland, Wales and the entire Australian continent stated that the change would not hurt their membership as there are so few virgins in their areas anyway.

According to some industry sources, the recent drop in the number of suicide bombings has been attributed to Rosie O'Donnell; many Muslim Jihadists now know what a virgin looks like and have reconsidered their benefit packages.

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What do you call a bicyclist advocate?.

What do you call a bicyclist advocate?.

A spokesperson

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