A stranger walks into a local bar...
ylights out of poor Clyde and leaves.
Next day the big man walks back into the bar, "Who is the toughest son of a bitch in here?", he yells again at the bar keeper.
"Well Dwight is sitting at the end of the bar eating a sandwich, but you best not mess with him.
The tough guy walks down to the end of the bar, picks up Dwight's sandwich, takes a bite, drops it on the floor and grinds his heel into it.
Dwight stands up to punch this sucker but the though guy proceeds to beat the piss out of him leaving him a bloody mess, and leaves.
After two more days of this the bar keeper gets an gorilla from his buddy at the zoo, and locks it in a stall in the men's room.
Though guy walks in, "Who is the toughest mother fucker in here today?" He demands.
"In the john taking a shit"
The tough guy storms into the bathroom, slams the door and it sounds like World War Three. Pictures fall off the wall, dust puffs out from under the door, etc. This goes on for 25 minutes.
Finally the tough guy staggers out of the john, black eyes, broken arm, dragging his leg, just beat to hell.
"I see you finally met you match, eh?" Says the bar keeper.
"No, you tell that asshole when he comes to, his fur coat is on the toilet. Read More