Best 96 Vikings Jokes and Puns

How do Vikings communicate?.

How do Vikings communicate?.

Norse code!

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Where do southern viking descendants go after death?.

Where do southern viking descendants go after death?.

Y'allhalla

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What do you call a viking who's been bit by a vampire?.

What do you call a viking who's been bit by a vampire?.

Norseferatu

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What is a Viking's favorite music?.

What is a Viking's favorite music?.

Ragnarock

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Viking warlord Rudolph the Red is awoken suddenly in the night.

Viking warlord Rudolph the Red is awoken suddenly in the night.

Opening his eyes, he turns over to look out his window. A loud pattering sound fills his hut. “What is that?” asks Rudolph’s wife. Rudolph gets out of bed to get a closer look outside. After a few seconds of observation, he comes to a conclusion. “It’s raining,” he informs his wife. Sleepily... read more

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What do you call a Viking soldier's trusty steed?.

What do you call a Viking soldier's trusty steed?.

A horse in the force of the Norse, of course.

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What is a Vikings favourite letter?.

What is a Vikings favourite letter?.

Well obviously it's the C!

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Roman soldiers are trained...

Roman soldiers are trained...

...But Vikings are Bjorn.

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Ole and Sven go to Hell.

Ole and Sven go to Hell.

Ole and Sven, ignoring the -60 degree windchill warnings, froze to death while ice fishing in northern Minnesota and descend to Hell. Coming to check on his new arrivals from up North, Satan is surprised to find Ole and Sven enjoying themselves, finally removing coats and hats that they've ... read more

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If a Viking is reincarnated.

If a Viking is reincarnated.

Is he Bjorn again?

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A barista, a viking, and a veterinarian are getting dinner together.

A barista, a viking, and a veterinarian are getting dinner together.

The topic of vacation comes up and the barista says, "I don't have a lot saved up, so I think I'm going to stick around town this year and just take it easy."The viking chimes in, "I'm going to take my ship out with my mates and raid the lands to the south." The other two look a bit shocked.... read more

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How did Viking ships communicate?.

How did Viking ships communicate?.

Norse code.

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Why are Norwegian women so hot?.

Why are Norwegian women so hot?.

The Vikings didn't bring back the ugly ones!

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Ole and Sven go to Hell (long).

Ole and Sven go to Hell (long).

One day, Satan was walking through Hell, making sure the souls were properly tormented, until he came upon an unusual sight. Sitting next to a lava pool were Ole and Sven, decked out in parkas, hats, boots and gloves.Confused, Satan walks up to them and asks them why they're dressed for win... read more

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What did the Viking boss say to his band of misbehaving marauders?.

What did the Viking boss say to his band of misbehaving marauders?.

It's either my way or Norway!

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Why do trees in Wisconsin lean south East?.

Why do trees in Wisconsin lean south East?.

Because the Bears suck and the Vikings blow

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Olie v. Devil (a bit long).

Olie v. Devil (a bit long).

ack in Minnesota about July it got alot hotter than this.". The Devil getting a bit mad at this point goes over and cranks the heat all the way up. "Is it hot enough for you now Olie?!" Olie replies "Well back in Minnesota around August it got alot hotter than this.". Now, the Devil is really frustrated at this point. He goes over and turns off the heat. The ground freezes, iceicles start forming, and a blizzard starts. "Well Olie is it cold enough for you now then?!" says the Devil. Olie rplies "Well back in Minnesota about January it..... Say did the Vikings win the Super Bowl?".

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Ninja Joke.

Ninja Joke.

Can a viking throw an axe?

Sure he can.

Can a cowboy throw a lasso?

Sure he can.

Can a ninja throw a spinning blade?

Shuriken.

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A Viking explorer came home to find that his name was missing from the town register.

A Viking explorer came home to find that his name was missing from the town register.

His family complained to the town officials, one of whom said, "I'm so sorry! I must have taken Leif off my census."

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The Viking God Thor comes to Earth...

The Viking God Thor comes to Earth...

and spends all weekend shagging a woman with a harelip. On Monday morning he says to her "I am Thor". She replies "you're thor, I can't even pith!"

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