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Yo momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone number."

Yo momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone number."

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Yo momma is so fat that when she went to the beach a whale swam up and sang, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me."

Yo momma is so fat that when she went to the beach a whale swam up and sang, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me."

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Yo mamma is so ugly when she tried to join an ugly contest they said, "Sorry, no professionals."

Yo mamma is so ugly when she tried to join an ugly contest they said, "Sorry, no professionals."

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A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in.

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in.

“Mother, where do babies come from?”

The mother thinks for a few seconds and says, “Well dear, Mommy and Daddy fall in love and get married. One night they go into their bedroom, they kiss and hug, and have sex.”

The daughter looks puzzled so the mother continues, “That means the daddy puts his penis in the mommy’s vagina. That’s how you get a baby, honey.” The child seems to comprehend.

“Oh, I see, but the other night when I came into your room you had daddy’s penis in your mouth. What do you get when you do that?”

“Jewelry, my dear. Jewelry.”

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Yo momma's so fat and old when God said, "Let there be light," he asked your mother to move out of the way.

Yo momma's so fat and old when God said, "Let there be light," he asked your mother to move out of the way.

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Yo momma's so fat, that when she fell, no one was laughing but the ground was cracking up.

Yo momma's so fat, that when she fell, no one was laughing but the ground was cracking up.

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Yo momma is so fat when she sat on WalMart, she lowered the prices.

Yo momma is so fat when she sat on WalMart, she lowered the prices.

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Yo momma is so stupid when an intruder broke into her house, she ran downstairs, dialed 9-1-1 on the microwave, and couldn't find the "CALL" button.

Yo momma is so stupid when an intruder broke into her house, she ran downstairs, dialed 9-1-1 on the microwave, and couldn't find the "CALL" button.

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What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?

What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?It gets toad away.

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Yo momma's so dumb, when y'all were driving to Disneyland, she saw a sign that said "Disneyland left," so she went home.

Yo momma's so dumb, when y'all were driving to Disneyland, she saw a sign that said "Disneyland left," so she went home.

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Yo momma is so hairy, when she went to the movie theater to see Star Wars, everybody screamed and said, "IT'S CHEWBACCA!"

Yo momma is so hairy, when she went to the movie theater to see Star Wars, everybody screamed and said, "IT'S CHEWBACCA!"

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Yo Momma's so fat when I told her to touch her toes she said, "What are those"?

Yo Momma's so fat when I told her to touch her toes she said, "What are those"?

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Yo momma is so fat, when she sat on an iPod, she made the iPad!

Yo momma is so fat, when she sat on an iPod, she made the iPad!

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Yo momma is so fat when she went to KFC the cashier asked, "What size bucket?"

Yo momma is so fat when she went to KFC the cashier asked, "What size bucket?" and yo momma said, "The one on the roof."

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Q: What did the duck say when he bought lipstick?

Q: What did the duck say when he bought lipstick?A: "Put it on my bill."

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Yo mamma is so ugly when she took a bath the water jumped out.

Yo mamma is so ugly when she took a bath the water jumped out.

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After picking her son up from school one day, the mother asks him what he did at school.

After picking her son up from school one day, the mother asks him what he did at school. The kid replies, "I had sex with my teacher." She gets so mad that when they get home, she orders him to go straight to his room. When the father returns home that evening, the mother angrily tells him the news of what their son had done. As the father hears the news, a huge grin spreads across his face. He walks to his son's room and asks him what happened at school, the son tells him, "I had sex with my teacher." The father tells the boy that he is so proud of him, and he is going to reward him with the bike he has been asking for. On the way to the store, the dad asks his son if he would like to ride his new bike home. His son responds, "No thanks Dad, my butt still hurts."

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Yo momma is so fat that when she saw a yellow school bus go by full of white kids she ran after it yelling, "TWINKIE!"

Yo momma is so fat that when she saw a yellow school bus go by full of white kids she ran after it yelling, "TWINKIE!"

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Yo momma's so fat, that when she went to the zoo, the hippos got jealous.

Yo momma's so fat, that when she went to the zoo, the hippos got jealous.

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Yo mama so ugly when she went into a haunted house she came out with a job application.

Yo mama so ugly when she went into a haunted house she came out with a job application.

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