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Why did the boy drop his ice cream?

Why did the boy drop his ice cream?

Because he was hit by a bus.

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Mr. and Mrs. Brown had two sons.

Mr. and Mrs. Brown had two sons. One was named Mind Your Own Business the other was named Trouble. One day the two boys decided to play hide and seek. Trouble hid while Mind Your Own Business counted to one hundred. Mind Your Own Business began looking for his brother behind garbage cans and bushes. Then he started looking in and under cars until a police man approached him and asked, "What are you doing?" "Playing a game," the boy replied. "What is your name?" the officer questioned. "Mind Your Own Business." Furious the policeman inquired, "Are you looking for trouble?!" The boy replied, "Why, yes."

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Q: Why can't a blonde dial 911?

Q: Why can't a blonde dial 911?A: She can't find the eleven.

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A teacher wanted to teach her students about self-esteem, so she asked anyone who thought they were stupid to stand up.

A teacher wanted to teach her students about self-esteem, so she asked anyone who thought they were stupid to stand up. One kid stood up and the teacher was surprised. She didn’t think anyone would stand up so she asked him, “Why did you stand up?” He answered, “I didn’t want to leave you standing up by yourself.”

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A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game.

A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team's bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience.

"Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents."

Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What do you mean?"

"Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it, and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was, 'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!' I'm like, hello? It's only 25 cents!"

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Why did so many black men get killed in Vietnam?

Why did so many black men get killed in Vietnam?

When the generals would yell, "Get down!" they would all start dancing.

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Q: Why do Chinese people have Chinese babies?

Q: Why do Chinese people have Chinese babies? A: Because two Wongs don't make a white.

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Me: Mum i got a detention today

Me: Mum i got a detention today

Mum: Why!

Me: Well the teacher pointed the ruler at me and said "at the end of this ruler is a idiot".

Mum: Yeah so

Me: I asked what end.

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Why do Mexican kids eat tamales on Christmas?

Why do Mexican kids eat tamales on Christmas?

So they can have something to unwrap.

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Bully - "Hey fat ass.

Bully - "Hey fat ass. Why you so fat?"

Fat kid - "Because every time I f*ck ya mother she give me a cookie."

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Teacher: Why are you talking during my lesson?

Teacher: Why are you talking during my lesson?

Student: Why are you teaching during my conversation?

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Q: Why don't Black people take free cruises?

Q: Why don't Black people take free cruises? A: Because they aren't falling for that one again.

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Boy texted his dad saying

Boy texted his dad saying

Boy:I got expelled

Dad: WHAT WHY

Boy: cos we had this lesson about bulling and the teacher said sticks and stones may break my bone but words will never hurt me

Dad: and

Boy: so I threw a book at her face and it broke her nose

Dad : lol that's my boy

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Q: Why did the witches' team lose the baseball game?

Q: Why did the witches' team lose the baseball game? A: Their bats flew away.

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Q: Why was six scared of seven?

Q: Why was six scared of seven? A: Because seven "ate" nine.

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Husband (watching a video):

Husband (watching a video):

Don't do it! I swear you gonna regret it for the rest of your life. You stupid idiot! Don't say yes. No! No! NOOO!! Aw dang, he actually did it! What a dumb ass!

Wife: Honey, why you so mad? What'aya watching?

Husband: Our wedding ceremony.

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One day, there were two boys playing by a stream.

One day, there were two boys playing by a stream. One of the young boys saw a bush and went over to it. The other boy couldn't figure out why his friend was at the bush for so long. The other boy went over to the bush and looked. The two boys were looking at a woman bathing naked in the stream. All of a sudden, the second boy took off running. The first boy couldn't understand why he ran away, so he took off after his friend. Finally, he caught up to him and asked why he ran away. The boy said to his friend, "My mom told me if I ever saw a naked lady, I would turn to stone, and I felt something getting hard, so I ran."

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Q: Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Q: Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek? A: Because he was always spotted.

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Teacher: Why are you here so early?

Teacher: Why are you here so early?

Student: Because my mom told me to go to Hell...

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Light travels faster than sound.

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

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