Best 662 Y Jokes and Puns

Guy: Your d*ck is the size of a tic-tac

Guy: Your d*ck is the size of a tic-tac

*Class goes oooohhhhhh!*

Nerd: Thts y your mom's mouth is so fresh

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One day at school, little Jimmy needed to go to the restroom so he raised his hand.

One day at school, little Jimmy needed to go to the restroom so he raised his hand. The strict substitute teacher asked him to say the full alphabet before she would let him go. "But Miss, I am bursting to go," said Jimmy. "You may go, but after you say the full alphabet." "A-B-C-D-E-F-G-H-I-J-K-L-M-N-O-Q-R-S-T-U-V-W-X-Y-Z," he said. Catching his mistake, the substitute asked, "Jimmy, where is the 'P?'" He answered, "Halfway down my legs, Miss."

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Girl: You're stupid!

Girl: You're stupid!

Boy:No I'm not!

Girl: okay then sing the alphabet!

Boy Ok here it is a,b,c,e,f,g,h,I,j,k,l,m,n,o,p,q,r,s,t,u,v,w,x,y,z. Done!

Girl: you missed out a letter!

Boy: I know I'll give you the d later...

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Me: Can I go to the restroom?

Me: Can I go to the restroom?

Teacher: Say the alphabet first.

Me: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O - Q R S T U V W X Y Z

Teacher: Wheres the P?

Me: Running down my leg.

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Blonde: "What is the second to last letter of the alphabet?"

Blonde: "What is the second to last letter of the alphabet?" Redhead: "Y." Blonde: "Because I want to know. Why do you have to question everything?!"

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I'm friends with 25 letters in the alphabet.

I'm friends with 25 letters in the alphabet. I don't know Y.

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I dont uderstand y eerything hasto go against black people!

i dont uderstand y eerything hasto go against black people!

what have they ever done to u?

they were enslaved by white people and all u idiots do is to make fun about them. kickass if u agree with me

btw i am a white 12 year old kid with this opinion

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Dear Graphing,

Dear Graphing,

Y do you keep asking us to find your X?

She's not coming back.

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Dear Algebra,

Dear Algebra,

Please stop finding your x and don't ask y.

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Y Griega is my favorite spanish word.

Y Griega is my favorite spanish word.

Most people ask Y?

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A guy is driving through a snowstorm in Alaska when his car breaks down...

A guy is driving through a snowstorm in Alaska when his car breaks down...

y moustache."

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A man was driving a rental car along a old mountain road in Eastern Europe at night when he started having engine problems.

A man was driving a rental car along a old mountain road in Eastern Europe at night when he started having engine problems.

y sorry to bother, but I'm having trouble with my car and can't seem to get my phone to work. Would you have a landline I could borrow to call for help?" asked the man.

The monastery did have a phone. The man managed to get the car company to send a replacement but it would take a couple of hours to reach. When the monk heard this, he invited the man to stay for dinner.

"Please have a rest." assured the monk. "We're having fish and chips tonight."

The man accepted the offer with thanks and sat down to the best fish and chips he had eaten. Grateful, he asked if he could thank the cook in person. The monk obliged and went into the kitchen to convey his request. Shortly after, another monk walked out.

"Thank you so much for the fantastic meal!" exclaimed the man. "You must be the chip monk."

"You're most welcome but no, that would be him." explained the monk pointing at a third monk who was walking over. "I'm the fish friar."

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Farmer.

Farmer.

y my cow milking her. Just as I got the bucket about full, she took her left leg and kicked over the bucket. Some things you just can’t explain.

Man: Ok, but that’s not so bad.

Man: So what happened then?

Farmer: I took her left leg and tied it to the post on the left.

Man: and then?

Farmer: Well, I sat back down and continued to milk her. Just as I got the bucket about full, she took her right leg and kicked over the bucket. Some things you just can’t explain.

Man: So, what did you do then?

Farmer: I took her right leg this time and tied it to the post on the right. I sat back down and began milking her again. Just as I got the bucket about full, the stupid cow knocked over the bucket with her tail. Some things you just can’t explain.

Man: So, what did you do?

Farmer: Well, I didn’t have any more rope, so I took off my belt and tied her tail to the rafter. In that moment, my pants fell down and my wife walked in… Some things you just can’t explain.

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Winter was nearly here and lazy Bear hadn't yet bothered to build a den...

Winter was nearly here and lazy Bear hadn't yet bothered to build a den...

Winter was nearly here and lazy Bear hadn't yet bothered to build a den. While searching for a home he stumbled upon Fox putting the finishing touches on his. "Well well! This looks cozy, thanks for building me my new home Fox, now scram!" "B-b-but, that's not fair! I've spent weeks on this thing, y... read more

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Marriage, Marriage, Marriage...

Marriage, Marriage, Marriage...

Fifty percent of marriages end in divorce. The other half end in death.---------Marriage involves three rings: The engagement ring, the wedding ring, and the suffer-*ring*.--------In the first month of marriage, couples fuck on average 5 times a week. In the first y... read more

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What do you call a chip manufacturer who isn’t doing their job?.

What do you call a chip manufacturer who isn’t doing their job?.

Lays-y

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The Little Rascals do some spelling.

The Little Rascals do some spelling.

The Little Rascals are sitting in class one day when the teacher decides it's time to do some spelling. She says "okay students it's time to spell our word of the day. Today's word is DICTATE. Who thinks they can spell it?"

Spanky, being the leader that he is, raises his hand first "I can teacher!"

-"Ok spanky, go ahead"

-"Dictate. D-y-c.."

The teacher interrupts him and says "sorry Spanky but that's incorrect. Anyone else?"

-"I think I can!" proclaims Alfalfa.

-"Alright Alfalfa, go ahead" says teacher.

-"Dictate. D-i-t-c.."

Again, teacher interrupts Alfalfa "sorry Alfalfa but that's also incorrect. "Anybody else?"

-"I'll try" says Buckwheat.

-"Alright Buckwheat go ahead" says the teacher

-Buckwheat starts "Dictate. D-i-c-t-a-t-e, dictate."

-"Good job Buckwheat!" says the teacher. "Now can you use it in a sentence?"

Buckwheat thinks for a moment then looks over at Darla and says

"HEY DARLA! HOW MY DICTATE LAST NIGHT???"

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Why do supervisors wear ties?.

Why do supervisors wear ties?.

To keep their foreskin from rolling up over their heads.

This is apparently a really old joke. A 58 y/o coworker told me this one, thought it was hilarious!

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A doctor has three patients lined up for breast exams...

A doctor has three patients lined up for breast exams...

The first comes in and takes her shirt off. The doctor sees a red letter "H" on her chest and asks what it is. She tells him "My boyfriend goes to Harvard and is so proud he keeps his sweatshirt on during sex and the ink runs."

The next woman enters and disrobes, and there is a blue "Y" on her body. The doctor asks and she tells him how her boyfriend goes to Yale and is so proud he won't take his sweatshirt off, even during sex, and the sweat caused a stain.

His last patient comes in, and she has a red "M" on her chest. The doctor thinks this new phenomenon is strange, but he knows a pattern when he sees it. He says to her, "Let me guess, you have a boyfriend that goes to Maryland, right?" "No," she replies, "I have a girlfriend that goes to Wisconsin, why?"

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A duck, a deer, a skunk and an elephant are sitting in a bar.

A duck, a deer, a skunk and an elephant are sitting in a bar.

y has one scent.

Finally, the elephant says "It's okay boys, the highballs are on me!"

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